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jay Zalowitz

jayz

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard.

I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

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TimesOpen Hack Day

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Music Apps Hack Weekend

My project lets people find the answers to new and well known artists they might like and gives them a playlist of tracks that they can check out on their top 5 suggestions.

The user is also prompted to give us more (and personally identifiable) data allowing us to communicate further suggestions... Read More

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Well Heeled Submitted

eCommerce Hack Day

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TwilioCon 2012 Hackathon

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We envision this extending digital radio to those without 3g connections, such as citizens of 3rd world countries.

Oh, and we have a button that does somet... Read More

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setonia.com Submitted

Foursquare Hackathon 2013

So I decided it would be best to try and take down google for the hackathon.

Kidding, but I did make a product search.

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DeveloperWeek 2013 Hackathon!!

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Any@givenvc.com Submitted

TechCrunch Disrupt NYC 2013

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TechCrunch Disrupt SF 2013

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